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Too Cool
For School

four decades of what we thought was cool

Pick a decade. Dress the part. Every look below was worn dead seriously by somebody who thought they had it figured out, which is the whole assignment. No costume shops required. Most of this is still in a closet somewhere.

Assignment
  • Commit to one decade.
  • Overdo exactly one thing.
  • Do not explain the outfit.
Grading
  • Conviction over accuracy.
  • Thrifted beats bought.
  • Comfort is not a criterion.

The 60s

greased, cuffed, and parked

Mad Men
Hippie
Greaser
Preppy

Scene

Rock and roll on AM radio, soul 45s, surf guitar, and cars as the only real venue. Two camps ran the parking lot: greasers in leather and cuffs, and the clean-cut crowd in cardigans and saddle shoes.

GreaserSurfModBeatCollegiate
Garments
  • White tee, sleeves rolled
  • Motorcycle leather | letterman jacket
  • Cuffed straight-leg denim
  • Bowling shirt, camp collar
  • Cardigan and saddle shoes
  • Full skirt with a wide belt
  • Slim suit, narrow lapel
Fabrics
  • Heavy raw denim
  • Black leather, sheepskin collar
  • Rayon gabardine
  • Worsted wool, mohair
  • Cotton poplin, chenille letters
Homework
  • Mad Men, 2007
  • Beach Party, 1963
  • Wild in the Streets, 1968
  • American Graffiti, 1973
  • Grease, 1978
Verdict One white tee, one comb, one attitude.

The 70s

wide at both ends

Funk
Carwash
Edge
Funk street style

Scene

Funk, soul, fusion, and the long instrumental break. Clubs got louder, hems got wider, and the horn section dressed better than the audience. Punk showed up late and cut the sleeves off.

GlamFunkDiscoNorthern SoulPunk
Garments
  • High-waist flare, wide hem
  • Wide-collar shirt, worn open
  • Leather blazer | shearling coat
  • Platform boot, Cuban heel
  • Halter dress, jersey knit
  • Denim jacket over denim jean
  • Shrunken tour tee
Fabrics
  • Polyester double-knit
  • Satin, lurex, velvet
  • Wide-wale corduroy
  • Raw and faded denim
  • Suede, tan leather
Homework
  • Car Wash, 1976
  • Saturday Night Fever, 1977
  • Thank God It's Friday, 1978
  • Over the Edge, 1979
  • Rock 'n' Roll High School, 1979
Verdict Nothing was breathable. Everyone looked incredible.

The 80s

collar up, mind made up

Fast
Breakfast
Pink
Risky

Scene

Drum machines, boomboxes, and the first generation to dress like an album cover. Hip-hop made sportswear formalwear. Everything got a shoulder, a logo, and a can of hairspray.

B-BoyNew WaveGothHardcorePreppy
Garments
  • Nylon or velour tracksuit, zipped
  • Shell-toe sneaker, fat laces
  • MA-1 bomber | leather jacket
  • Acid-wash denim, jacket and jean
  • Oversized blazer, sleeves pushed
  • Rugby shirt, collar up
  • Bucket hat | Kangol
Fabrics
  • Nylon shell, velour
  • Acid-washed denim
  • Lycra, spandex knit
  • Padded gabardine
  • Neon terry, mesh
Homework
  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High, 1982
  • Risky Business, 1983
  • Beat Street, 1984
  • The Breakfast Club, 1985
  • Pretty in Pink, 1986
  • Say Anything, 1989
Verdict Shoes stayed white. The hair did not move. Worth it.

The 90s

two sizes too big, on purpose

Singles
Clueless
Empire
Ten

Scene

Grunge, boom-bap, trip-hop, and mixtapes taped off the radio. The look was thrifted, oversized, and studiously uninterested, which took more effort than anyone admitted.

GrungeHip-HopRaveSkateMinimal
Garments
  • Plaid flannel, open over a tee
  • Baggy straight jean, stacked hem
  • Slip dress over a white tee
  • Work boot | canvas low-top
  • Nylon anorak, half-zip
  • Carpenter pant, hammer loop
  • Band tee, thrifted and thin
Fabrics
  • Cotton flannel, brushed
  • Waffle thermal
  • Heavy canvas, ripstop nylon
  • Rayon and satin slip
  • Fleece, chenille knit
Homework
  • Singles, 1992
  • Clueless, 1995
  • Empire Records, 1995
  • Kids, 1995
  • 10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
Verdict Slept in it. Called it a look. Still right.
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