The Boss has called a Family Meeting. Thursday, December 10, at Blue Dragon in Kawaihae. Attendance is mandatory.

Grease Mob takes the stage at 7 — the Boss’s enforcers, five heavies sent to deal soul jazz, funk, blues and rock hits until the room gives out. Doors at 5. Get there early, eat, drink, and handle your business before they handle it for you.

Every Mobster is expected. Dress like you’re made: suits, pinstripes, fedoras, pinky rings, red lipstick, gold chains — whatever you’d wear to a sit-down. Just don’t embarrass the family.

$15 in advance, $20 at the door. Buy ahead and your seat at the table is guaranteed. What’s said at Blue Dragon stays at Blue Dragon.